Post by Mlle Bienvenu on Feb 22, 2005 23:34:06 GMT -5
Inspired by the 'great' Galadriel Waters....LOL
myrielbienvenu: jeez...moanin myrtle has acne....so what?
ROcmonoc: and if something as minor as that is her big triumph.... she is probably wasting her time trying to predict things in 6 and 7
ROcmonoc: yeah, so does Eloise Midgen and Stan Shunpike
ROcmonoc: do*
myrielbienvenu: hehe...maybe stan's the heir of Slytherin LOL
ROcmonoc: yet she is selective in her association of 'spots' to Moaning Myrtle
ROcmonoc: hahahaha
ROcmonoc: yeah, there we go
ROcmonoc: I think we need to come up with our own bogus theory like that
myrielbienvenu: LOL! That'd be fun LOL
ROcmonoc: sorry, folks, you can stop ganging up on Tom Riddle
ROcmonoc: Stan Shunpike is really the Heir of Slytherin
myrielbienvenu: LMAO LOL
ROcmonoc: that's how he knows everything... he eavesdrops on people riding the Knight Bus
myrielbienvenu: HAhaaaa!
myrielbienvenu: OOh..and what did he say to the veelas?
myrielbienvenu: he was minister for magic or something?
ROcmonoc: and at the Quidditch World Cup, it wasn't really Barty Jr. who sent off the Dark Mark... it was Stan, shortly after talking to those veelas
ROcmonoc: yes
ROcmonoc: that's what he said
myrielbienvenu: hehehehee!
ROcmonoc: so you know he's also really Cornelius Fudge
myrielbienvenu: So, he's boasting about his planned takeover of the ministry
ROcmonoc: using Polyjuice, of course
myrielbienvenu: LOL! or that LOL
ROcmonoc: because Polyjuice is the answer to everything!
ROcmonoc: oh, man, I have a lot of pent-up rage about this, apparently
myrielbienvenu: Yes! Because Harry is really memorycharmed! voldemort using polyjuice
ROcmonoc: ROFL
myrielbienvenu: you know....future voldy
ROcmonoc: we know that because Gilderoy Lockhart (memory charms) and Polyjuice potion are both introduced in CoS!
myrielbienvenu: who was sent to the past using a timeturner, and made into a baby using the time room thing
ROcmonoc: which means he's part hummingbird, of course
myrielbienvenu: (the vat that turned the de's head into a baby)
myrielbienvenu: LOL!
myrielbienvenu: which tells us why he hates dumbledore, because everyone knows the humming bird id jeaolus of the phoenix
myrielbienvenu: (oops...we were talking about harry, I forgot)
ROcmonoc: and that's where Hagrid was for those missing 24 hours... getting into the DoM to fetch Harry from the time room... he's in on the conspiracy
myrielbienvenu: teeheee!
ROcmonoc: the motorbike was really a moped
ROcmonoc: because Sirius is really Peter Polyjuiced for fifteen years
myrielbienvenu: What I meant to say was that hummingbirds and phoenixes are allies, hence the power the dark lord knows not
ROcmonoc: yes
ROcmonoc: there we go
myrielbienvenu: LOL...this is too fun....
ROcmonoc: and that's why Alfonso Cuaron put birds killing snakes on the fountain in PoA... he knew what was going to happen, when the birds would triumph over the snakes
myrielbienvenu: yes, and that's the part JKR said was very intuitive of Curon
ROcmonoc: (nevermind that he said it was because of the Mexican flag... he was obviously lying because Jo told him to keep her secret)
myrielbienvenu: Heheee!
myrielbienvenu: It's all so clear now!
ROcmonoc: yes
ROcmonoc: we know what will happen
ROcmonoc: thebirds will eat the snake
ROcmonoc: and Harry will go back in time to live his life all over again
ROcmonoc: (poor sod)
myrielbienvenu: jeez...moanin myrtle has acne....so what?
ROcmonoc: and if something as minor as that is her big triumph.... she is probably wasting her time trying to predict things in 6 and 7
ROcmonoc: yeah, so does Eloise Midgen and Stan Shunpike
ROcmonoc: do*
myrielbienvenu: hehe...maybe stan's the heir of Slytherin LOL
ROcmonoc: yet she is selective in her association of 'spots' to Moaning Myrtle
ROcmonoc: hahahaha
ROcmonoc: yeah, there we go
ROcmonoc: I think we need to come up with our own bogus theory like that
myrielbienvenu: LOL! That'd be fun LOL
ROcmonoc: sorry, folks, you can stop ganging up on Tom Riddle
ROcmonoc: Stan Shunpike is really the Heir of Slytherin
myrielbienvenu: LMAO LOL
ROcmonoc: that's how he knows everything... he eavesdrops on people riding the Knight Bus
myrielbienvenu: HAhaaaa!
myrielbienvenu: OOh..and what did he say to the veelas?
myrielbienvenu: he was minister for magic or something?
ROcmonoc: and at the Quidditch World Cup, it wasn't really Barty Jr. who sent off the Dark Mark... it was Stan, shortly after talking to those veelas
ROcmonoc: yes
ROcmonoc: that's what he said
myrielbienvenu: hehehehee!
ROcmonoc: so you know he's also really Cornelius Fudge
myrielbienvenu: So, he's boasting about his planned takeover of the ministry
ROcmonoc: using Polyjuice, of course
myrielbienvenu: LOL! or that LOL
ROcmonoc: because Polyjuice is the answer to everything!
ROcmonoc: oh, man, I have a lot of pent-up rage about this, apparently
myrielbienvenu: Yes! Because Harry is really memorycharmed! voldemort using polyjuice
ROcmonoc: ROFL
myrielbienvenu: you know....future voldy
ROcmonoc: we know that because Gilderoy Lockhart (memory charms) and Polyjuice potion are both introduced in CoS!
myrielbienvenu: who was sent to the past using a timeturner, and made into a baby using the time room thing
ROcmonoc: which means he's part hummingbird, of course
myrielbienvenu: (the vat that turned the de's head into a baby)
myrielbienvenu: LOL!
myrielbienvenu: which tells us why he hates dumbledore, because everyone knows the humming bird id jeaolus of the phoenix
myrielbienvenu: (oops...we were talking about harry, I forgot)
ROcmonoc: and that's where Hagrid was for those missing 24 hours... getting into the DoM to fetch Harry from the time room... he's in on the conspiracy
myrielbienvenu: teeheee!
ROcmonoc: the motorbike was really a moped
ROcmonoc: because Sirius is really Peter Polyjuiced for fifteen years
myrielbienvenu: What I meant to say was that hummingbirds and phoenixes are allies, hence the power the dark lord knows not
ROcmonoc: yes
ROcmonoc: there we go
myrielbienvenu: LOL...this is too fun....
ROcmonoc: and that's why Alfonso Cuaron put birds killing snakes on the fountain in PoA... he knew what was going to happen, when the birds would triumph over the snakes
myrielbienvenu: yes, and that's the part JKR said was very intuitive of Curon
ROcmonoc: (nevermind that he said it was because of the Mexican flag... he was obviously lying because Jo told him to keep her secret)
myrielbienvenu: Heheee!
myrielbienvenu: It's all so clear now!
ROcmonoc: yes
ROcmonoc: we know what will happen
ROcmonoc: thebirds will eat the snake
ROcmonoc: and Harry will go back in time to live his life all over again
ROcmonoc: (poor sod)
