Yes, my initials do spell "Effing Longbottom".

[Favian]

I was encouraged by the ever-influential "Amogi" to introduce myself. She and my ... roommate are online buddies and we've had our moments of brief conversation and a few matches of HineyPinch 'Round the Heineken ...

Okay, so maybe that was an exaggeration, but I have visited more than once, and I'm sure she hesitated at least once before batting my hands away.

If you couldn't guess, my name is Favian, named after a distant relative of my mother's. My father was less than impressed with it originally, but has apparently grown to love it as he shouts it quite a bit. I was a prefect for Ravenclaw in my years at Hogwarts and found the extra priveleges quite ... accomodating. I've been an auror for the Ministry since I got out of the academy three years ago. I'm the second child of seven (five brothers and one sister have I) and quite enjoy being the good-looking one. ;D

The Amogi seems to believe that I'm a heart-breaker, but there are many a girl that would disagree, I'm sure. Just ask my ... roommate. She knows of my un-heart-breaking ways better than anybody. I've been a good roommate for many many months now.

If you feel I've not introduced myself enough, I'll offer any help I can if you ask. I'll answer most questions honestly. Most of them.

-F.N. Longbottom

[Oracle Of Odd]

Favian said:

... and a few matches of HineyPinch 'Round the Heineken ...

Okay, so maybe that was an exaggeration ...

I believe 'exaggeration' is a less than accurate term for what that was. "Lie", I'm sure, would encompass it more aptly.

Favian said:

My father was less than impressed with it originally, but has apparently grown to love it as he shouts it quite a bit.

Love it, hmm. Yes ... "Lie" would cover that one as well.

Favian said:

I was a prefect for Ravenclaw in my years at Hogwarts and found the extra priveleges quite ... accomodating.

Accomodating, my left foot, you horndog.

Favian said:

I've been an auror for the Ministry since I got out of the academy three years ago.

Yes, but you haven't reported to work in nearly four months. *chalks up another on the "Lie" tally*

Favian said:

I'm the second child of seven (five brothers and one sister have I) and quite enjoy being the good-looking one. ;D

Hezekiah 12:6 reads, "Tooting one's own horn calleth no man to thine aid, and requireth the backbone of the worm."

Favian said:

The Amogi seems to believe that I'm a heart-breaker, but there are many a girl that would disagree, I'm sure. Just ask my ... roommate. She knows of my un-heart-breaking ways better than anybody. I've been a good roommate for many many many months now.

Excessive italics and repeated adjectives indicate yet another 'exaggeration'. *coughLIEcough*

Favian said:

If you feel I've not introduced myself enough, I'll offer any help I can if you ask. I'll answer most questions honestly. Most of them.

Why do I doubt this? Hmm ...

Favian said:

-F.N. Longbottom

Aha. I knew there was a definite truth in there somewhere.

[Favian]

Favian said:

my name is Favian

That's true, too.

[Lolua]

Favian said:

If you couldn't guess, my name is Favian, named after a distant relative of my mother's. My father was less than impressed with it originally, but has apparently grown to love it as he shouts it quite a bit. I was a prefect for Ravenclaw in my years at Hogwarts and found the extra priveleges quite ... accomodating.

I'll bet.

Favian said:

The Amogi seems to believe that I'm a heart-breaker, but there are many a girl that would disagree, I'm sure. Just ask my ... roommate. She knows of my un-heart-breaking ways better than anybody. I've been a good roommate for many many months now.

That depends in which sense of the word you mean "roommate". Is this a British slang "mate" or an animal kingdom "mate"?

I've also added a drawing (by Roxy, your "roommate") of your Longbottomish visage to the list of avatars available for your profile:

Just in case you wanted to use it.

[Favian]

Lolua said:

That depends in which sense of the word you mean "roommate". Is this a British slang "mate" or an animal kingdom "mate"?

Wouldn't you like to know.

And, yes, I'll use that picture. If only she hadn't drawn my jaw crooked. I look like I've been punched.

Wait.

That day, I may have been.

[Oracle Of Odd]

You were.
I remember.
Fondly. ;D

*reminisces*

And, 'mate' is meant in neither sense. 'Roommate' is a polite, conversational term for what Favian is to me.

He's like ... the Second Coming of the British Invasion.

A very annoying, blond, squidgy, shouldn't-ever-sing version of the British Invasion ....