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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 15, 2004 20:26:44 GMT -5
Here is your task, PrincessMojo:
You will find a silly picture of Potter and his little friends online, then provide it with a caption mocking them and post it here. Link to the image if you can, but Lolua will provide you with webspace if you need it hosted.
I trust that as a Slytherin you will be able to carry out this task expeditiously and appropriately -- or bully someone else into doing it for you.
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Post by PrincessMojo on Jul 15, 2004 22:28:17 GMT -5
::sighs:: Detention is no place for a Slytherin! But if I must I must so I found this picture...I don't really find it that funny but it has a terribly funny caption already on it. It is in a Slytherin's nature to do as little work as possible so I will not change the caption already placed on the picture. I believe it speaks to why the trio is always doing really stupid things. www.kalvarienberg.at/pic/gversteinert.jpgAs a side note to you, Professor Robert Smith, I believe you should probably lay off the hair gel. If you never wash your hair and then put hair gel in it, your hair begins to clump in dreadlock type things, If this should occur then you'd probably have to make a career of impersonating Robert Smith in crazy Myrtle Beach shows, because the potions would stop working due to the chemicals in the air as you wander about your dungeon. ;D |
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Post by Big Brother on Jul 15, 2004 23:00:45 GMT -5
You could have always stooped to the level of pointing out that Mr. Creevy seems about to snap a picture looking up Hermione's skirt. Being a Gryffindor and not a Slytherin, he probably wouldn't then sell the pics to drooling fanboys on eBay. Instead, he'll sell them to drooling fanboys in Fred and George's joke shop.
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Post by Severus Snape on Jul 16, 2004 3:19:01 GMT -5
As a side note to you, Professor Robert Smith, I believe you should probably lay off the hair gel. If you never wash your hair and then put hair gel in it, your hair begins to clump in dreadlock type things, If this should occur then you'd probably have to make a career of impersonating Robert Smith in crazy Myrtle Beach shows, because the potions would stop working due to the chemicals in the air as you wander about your dungeon. ;D Let me begin by stating the obvious, as I apparently must do for your edification. Insulting your superiors, Miss Mojo, will not get you very far in life, and I find it contrary to the spirit of Slytherin House: you are supposed to insult those weaker and less important than you, not those who hold power over you. Learn subtlety. For your information, I do not use hair gel, and even if I did, Sleakeasy's Hair Potion has been shown by three different studies published in Draught & Potion Digest to be nonflammable and nonreactive with over 327 common Potions ingredients (Erumpent toe lint, armadillo bile, and Streeler slime were mildly reactive under certain conditions). I do not intend to leave academia to pursue a career -- if one can call it that -- impersonating a Muggle musician for the amusement of Muggle tourists. Otherwise, your detention task was completed satisfactorily. You are dismissed, Miss Mojo. And Mr. Brother, could you possibly find a better use for your time than following others to their detentions? Perhaps you are asking for one as well? |
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