Lolua, The Great Maker

[Lolua]

Name: Lolua
Location: Mars
Likes: chocolate, chickens, stuff that's green, writing in pencil, procrastinating, using parentheses and hyphens, saying "eurgh" and "howdy", and talking Harry Potter. I also bake.
Dislikes: scraping melted cheese off of dirty plates, people who purchase books as home-decorating accessories, and Pauly Shore. I also dislike the Girl Scouts for selling cookies during Lent.
Phobias and Manias: Mild hydrophobiac (I really don't like being in water and I have never been successfully taught to swim because of it). Failed kleptomaniac (I like to think I'm good at stealing things but I'm not).
Odd Honorary Titles: Odd Blue Duck, Development Coordinator of the Archetype Academy, Harry Potter Canon Mistress, and Superklutz's Sidekick.
Future Goals: Getting an advanced degree, riding in the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, and writing a book entitled "Animals in Christian Art: The Triumph of the Barnyard."
Quote: "Just know that once you fall asleep each night, those puppets come to life and dance the dance of the evil puppets all around your bed." -- Chicago Sun-Times columnist Richard Roeper in "Lamb Chop and Her Ilk All Deserve a Good Sock"

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[Mlle Bienvenu]

Hi Lolua! ^_^ That book you're going to write sounds interesting ^_^ I like reading about symbolism systems... Good luck with that ^_^

[Lolua]

Good to know that someone would want to read it... it started as an inside joke with my friend Anna, but now I think we could actually write it... if we can stop giggling over the sheep and goats long enough to actually get any research done.

[The Mooncroww]

Hey Lolua... long time no email. Cousin and I are getting mildly worried. Hope you are okay.

Mooncroww